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Unfair & Unbalanced:
The Lunatic Magniloquence of Henry E. Panky

Associate of Arts (candidate)



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Essential Readings



Dubious Tidings from the Big Behind
Sweet Rapture...with all the Trimmings


The Hallucinogen Years


Something in the Danish


The Banana Test
A Parable of Expectations


Late Nights with Leatherman


Wounded Centaur of Love
One Man's Vasectomy


Yes, I'm an Ivy Leaguer


The Crisis in Pubic Hair


They Call Me Malaka


Enlightenment & Death


I'm Still Missin' Mama
A Life without Breastfeeding


The Imbeciliad
Shenanigans in Troy


The Vagaries of Passion


Mandago Bag


Miasma of Desire


O' Foreskin, Where Art Thou?
Something's missing.


Search Engine of Love


Deciphering the Drain Salad Code


A Little Bag of Sopers
on the Thruway of Love.



The Critical Works



That Obscure Pulsing Object of Desire
The Hunger, Vampires & Republicans


Pappy was a Cossack
Where Have You Gone, Taras Bulba?


Nearer, Sweet Odin, to Thee
The Vikings: Lessons for Modern Man


The Insatiable Meat Cleaver of Bette Davis
Remembering Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte


The Box Called War


The Superior Man


Goodbye Mr. Limpet


A Baby for Rosemary


The Wisdom of Shogun
On Executive Compensation


An Altered State of One's Own



Private Dick Mysteries


The Supreme Long Rifle Identity


U is for Unspeakable Evil


Another Small Dirty Town


The Dream Drawer


Who Are We Anyhow?


Cracking the Pupa of the New Self


The Difference
Between Men & Women


Taking it Back!


Why the Sock Monkey Sings


Mr. Piggy-Doggy


Blind Pew's Story


The End of Crazy Legs


The Crisis in Penis Extension



Selected Letters


Bite-sized Epistles


Meg Ryan, Letter #23


Ann Coulter


King of the Cuckolds
A Letter to John C. Reilly


Scarlett Johansson
Crossing the Bridge of Middle Age


Dave Barry


Meg Ryan
The Case for a Serious Relationship



The Shorter Works


On the Occasion of John's 6oth


An Apology to Our Readers


Photo Shoot


Bits & Pieces o' This n' That


The Land of Neverbeen
The Patrick Carlisle - Henry Panky Interview


My Tater Exploded


Bald-Headed Soul on Ice


The Last Anchovy


The Wendigo


The Crisis in Nail Fungus


My Alien Fetus


An Inconvenient Penis


Uncle Fred's Pig
An Excerpt from P.G. Wodehouse


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Collected Works of Henry E. Panky

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UNFAIR & UNBALANCED

The Lunatic Magniloquence
of Henry E. Panky

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"Unfair & Unbalanced...is a wry and captivatingly hysterical look at the baffling contradictions of modern life. Holding no hypocrisy sacred, chapters such as "O' Foreskin, Where Art Thou?" and "The Crisis in Pubic Hair" do not hesitate to push the envelope on human sexuality, while "Letter to Dave Barry" and "Letter to Ann Coulter" challenge other public figures in an eye-popping manner...hysterically funny..."

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The Lunatic Magniloquence
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"Unfair & Unbalanced lives up to its title...and all of it is hilarious. Some of it even makes sense, and that is worrisome. Carlisle, as Panky, knows how to make people laugh...Not everyone will appreciate his efforts, or even get it, but who cares? He's doing this for sinners, intellectuals, welfare cheats & politicians...the ones who most need to read this work of brilliance. Thank you, Patrick/ Henry, you crazy bastard."

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"We live our lives skating on thin ice over the raging torrent of the subconscious."

Henry E. Panky, "Dating Tips for the Pre-Teen"






"There are quantities of those, who, no doubt, if filling out a questionnaire,
put 'Occupation, humorist,' but their pieces are thin and tidy and timid.
They find a little formula and milk it until it moos with pain."

Dorothy Parker


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Serial milker of the poor, lowing bovine

Inaugurated April 1, 2003